Sykes
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Sykes Sun May 03, 2015 1:18 pm
CHILD ABANDONMENT WEEK
Post PeterMac Today at 7:43 am
Today marks the Official Start of
Child Abandonment Week
Spoonsored by Missing People, backed by Harriet Harman and Dromey
Guest appearances by children's entertainers Rolf Harris (if he can make it), Jimmy Savile, Cliff Richard and many others
Max Clifford brings you, in conjunction with Lord Greville Janner
Abandon a child Week
for the whole week parents are urged to leave their doors and windows open, and to leave their children indoors whilst they have dinner at the bottom of their gardens.
Ignore the crying, forget about intruders, leave valuables on bedside tables.
You know it will be all right
Go down to the pub for Quiz night, and gaze lovingly on the impressive assets of the quiz-mistress
The finale is on Thursday, which is designated
Pretend One is Missing Night
At a single phone call pretend police officers called Tweedledum and Tweedledee will pretend to search your house, and will plant DNA, Blood and human cadaverine
You will have the fun of being accused of having done something wrong.
What you have to do it to confuse them, by making up stories about what you did
And then . . . You change the story. watch the officers squirm as they try to work it out.
Great fun for all the (remaining) family
At the conclusion of this exciting week many parents will feel the need for some foreign travel.
Rome, Washington DC, Morocco, Berlin are the usual resorts, and private jets can be laid on for the most important participants.
Enjoy, smile, laugh, and suck your lollipops.
The best performance will win MILLIONS
scoobydoo » Sun May 03, 2015 11:22 am
I see petermac has decided it would be amusing to make fun of a missing child and her family on the anniversary of her disappearence by writing a diatrtibe about it being child abandonment week and claiming it is run by the charity missing people. What a sicko, and of course Jill havens site has allowed it to be posted. But what can you expect. When petermac wrote a comedcy sketch moicking five year old April Jones they left it up until Bennett whined that it made fun of his chosen religion. I think jesus christ would be fine with people mocking him, but would throw those mocking a missing child and those who miss her out of the temple. But then I think Christianity is about judging yourself and being a good person, not using it to hurt others. Jill haverns also left up Bennett's disgusting letter to kate McCann pretending to be Madeleine speaking from beyond the grave as well as his little songs making fun of them.