Here's my starter. Thanks to another forum for this. Sykes
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A LIGHTENING OF THE GLOOM, CARTOONS, FUN AVATARS
Sykes- Posts : 6835
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Totally love that. 
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Maybe this place can help Gonzo ?
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Re: A LIGHTENING OF THE GLOOM, CARTOONS, FUN AVATARS
Rachel Granada Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:44 pm
Lol, great stuff folks !
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We await your offering with keen anticipation, Rachel. It can be anything that is funny, daft, taking the p*ss, silly, feel free to indulge yourself. SykesRachel Granada wrote:Lol, great stuff folks !
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Re: A LIGHTENING OF THE GLOOM, CARTOONS, FUN AVATARS
Rachel Granada Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:02 pm
Sykes wrote:We await your offering with keen anticipation, Rachel. It can be anything that is funny, daft, taking the p*ss, silly, feel free to indulge yourself. SykesRachel Granada wrote:Lol, great stuff folks !
Will do, just going to go and have a look round for something now!
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Not a picture, but hope you enjoy
Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires..
Some of you are from pfa2. Great forum that and at times lots of fun.
Do you rememeber the strong right arm thread? Gawd, they made me laugh
And do you remember the Urban Dictionary thread? It was so funny. I often refer to Urban Dictionary these days if I want to know what the low lifes, some place in the World, make of a name or a word. LOL !
Some very humerous peeps there. Some of the threads were hilarious, yet serious. A brilliant combination ... but then there were some mighty brains in there too. The Daily Telegraph said it was the forum for intellectuals, and they got it right.
Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires..
Some of you are from pfa2. Great forum that and at times lots of fun.
Do you rememeber the strong right arm thread? Gawd, they made me laugh
And do you remember the Urban Dictionary thread? It was so funny. I often refer to Urban Dictionary these days if I want to know what the low lifes, some place in the World, make of a name or a word. LOL !
Some very humerous peeps there. Some of the threads were hilarious, yet serious. A brilliant combination ... but then there were some mighty brains in there too. The Daily Telegraph said it was the forum for intellectuals, and they got it right.
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Once again not a picture, but Exquisite British Humour
The train was quite crowded and, a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat,
but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular. 'Americans are so rude.
My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
'Please Ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
And now, Sir, you have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window'.
The train was quite crowded and, a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat,
but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular. 'Americans are so rude.
My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
'Please Ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
And now, Sir, you have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window'.
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Re: A LIGHTENING OF THE GLOOM, CARTOONS, FUN AVATARS
Rachel Granada Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:19 pm
Love it, Sadie!
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THE WIFE FROM HELL
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”
The driver says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.”
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, “Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once!!?”
The wife smiles demurely and says, “Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.”
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector, the man glowers at his wife and shouts, “Woman, why can't you keep your mouth shut?”
The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.”
The driver says, “Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”
The wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.”
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, “WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?”
(I love this part scroll down)
“Only when he's been drinking officer!”
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”
The driver says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.”
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, “Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once!!?”
The wife smiles demurely and says, “Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.”
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector, the man glowers at his wife and shouts, “Woman, why can't you keep your mouth shut?”
The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.”
The driver says, “Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”
The wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.”
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, “WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?”
(I love this part scroll down)
“Only when he's been drinking officer!”
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Re: A LIGHTENING OF THE GLOOM, CARTOONS, FUN AVATARS
Rachel Granada Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:22 pm
LOL, I like that one! 
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The pic here has been deleted as the forum it came from no longer seems to exist. Sykes
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I feel for that cat.
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