The last two classy posts from Quasimodo banging on the keyboard:
And the ever inspiring Artiste` post:
So...let's see:
*Mocking looks and weight because Bret is a prize pig himself CHECK
*Crude vagina references that apparently make South Park look like a child's show CHECK
*Imaginary events made to just go off on vagina entendres and the 'ugliness' of someone CHECK
*List of slurs aimed at target but actually referring to Bret CHECK
*'We'll keep you informed' on an imaginary story, followed up by just a list of how much he hates Hala, while pretending even Terhune can't take him seriously anymore...CHECK
*Accusing someone defending Hala of being Hala (of course) CHECK
Well we've confirmed Mr. Bret has someone read to him, because he is obviously illiterate. You scum eating horror movie monster piece of shit, why not try going after the real person for once instead of just others you've slandered? Oh right because the only defense you have against a gay man is he's a pedo...*clap clap*.
The most insulting thing about Bret's post on Hala in the past two years is he's just run out of material, his hatred has gone on longer than his formatted script. He's been mocking her weight, calling her a lesbian and throwing in bigot and anti semite for good measure since like 2010. Try some new material honey.
For the record I'd rather literally look like Baby Huey (also old, he's been using that since 2009) or the very obese lady who can't get into her jeans (same) then BRET. At least they both have more class than Bret. I bet neither of them have ever drooled over the pound signs that could be made if a child was found dead...
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
Hala Pickford: Once A Nonentity, Always A Nonentity
No matter how you dress up a pig's ear--in silk, velvet or gold, it's still a pig's ear.
Hala Pickford may have as many alter-egos as she has pounds of flab--230 to be exact--but at the end of the day it changes nothing. Katie Lynn Birchard, Hala Kitty, Rambova, Pickydarling. She can shout and yell as much as she likes. She can post wherever she likes, to whoever she likes, and she can say whatever she likes.
At the end of the day, we are we and she remains Hala Pickford, an abject failure--a homophobe, racist and anti-Semite hypocrite who has never had a job, poor as a church mouse, unloved, rejected by her family, friendless, hopeless, obese, ugly as a bag of spanners, untrusted, and by her own admission smelly. She can boast as much as she like about her achievements, but at the end of the day she, like we, knows only too well what she really is--a big, fat, Zero whose only hope of ever getting noticed is by mixing and fraternising with her own kind--people like herself who can only survive by way of fake names and dreams which will never be realised.
And the ever inspiring Artiste` post:
Monday, 13 February 2012
Will Hala Pickford Attend The Oscars Ceremony?
It's been a week of disappointments for Hala Pickford, aka Katie Lynn Birchard, aka Baby Huey. First she received an invitation to the BAFTAS to present an award to her fave film, "The Artist". Her mentor Evelyn Zumaya didn't get one: no problem for Hala, who planned smuggling Evie into England inside one of her pies, disguised as a chicken bone. Travelling was of course always going to be a problem for Hala, who has a $150,000 lawsuit to pay off, and a bench warrant out on her which means she could have been picked up at the airport--indeed, a crane was already on standby. But sometimes we have to make sacrifices for our art.
"The Artist" was inspired by "Valentino", a silent short starring Hala's very favourite actor, Vlad Koslov. Vlad, as you may remember, had been selected by Evelyn Zumaya to appear in the screen version of her banned book, "Affairs Valentino", but rejected the impressive $100 fee offered by Evie because a) he was not strong enough to pick up the 500+ page tome; b) because he was unable to work out what the hell she was writing about; c) like everyone else he hates the homophobic bitch.
Hala (pictured above, after her latest diet, trying on her BAFTAS costume) was upset about the cancelled project, but had given her blessing to "The Artist". Writing on her Forgetthetalkies website, she announced that it made her want to vomit--which I guess would be the only way she would be able to reduce her weight. Currently, she tips the scales at 230 pounds--and that is NOT a joke. But, being the trooper she is, she booked two tickets for herself (she has lost a little weight, so now only takes up two seats on a jumbo jet) on a flight to London--only to learn that her place at the ceremony had been taken by a bull honky elephant from Whipsnade Zoo--the Arts Committee having decided that, whereas elephant poo can be shovelled up, cleansing the auditorium of Hala's yeast infection might be another kettle of fish, and literally so.
But, Hala need fear not, for word is out that she may have been invited to the Oscars ceremony. Normally, the Academy send out tickets in pairs, but this year they have made an exception because Hala has no one to go with--all her friends have deserted her, save for the imaginary boyfriend she shanghaied from Evely Zumaya.
We will keep you informed!
So...let's see:
*Mocking looks and weight because Bret is a prize pig himself CHECK
*Crude vagina references that apparently make South Park look like a child's show CHECK
*Imaginary events made to just go off on vagina entendres and the 'ugliness' of someone CHECK
*List of slurs aimed at target but actually referring to Bret CHECK
*'We'll keep you informed' on an imaginary story, followed up by just a list of how much he hates Hala, while pretending even Terhune can't take him seriously anymore...CHECK
*Accusing someone defending Hala of being Hala (of course) CHECK
Well we've confirmed Mr. Bret has someone read to him, because he is obviously illiterate. You scum eating horror movie monster piece of shit, why not try going after the real person for once instead of just others you've slandered? Oh right because the only defense you have against a gay man is he's a pedo...*clap clap*.
The most insulting thing about Bret's post on Hala in the past two years is he's just run out of material, his hatred has gone on longer than his formatted script. He's been mocking her weight, calling her a lesbian and throwing in bigot and anti semite for good measure since like 2010. Try some new material honey.
For the record I'd rather literally look like Baby Huey (also old, he's been using that since 2009) or the very obese lady who can't get into her jeans (same) then BRET. At least they both have more class than Bret. I bet neither of them have ever drooled over the pound signs that could be made if a child was found dead...