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    BARMY BONKERS BENNETT IS AT IT AGAIN

    Post  Sykes on Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:46 pm

    Re: Why Operation Grange can only be a whitewash
    Post Tony Bennett Today at 2:30 pm

    j.rob wrote:
    The grim reaper! Yes, I too was wondering how the the figure hunched under the blown-up e-fit (guillotine even!) fitted into the vignette. There is something Biblical in this scene - Redwood strategically placed to the forefront appearing more lifelike and luminous than the Mcs who, for once, are not in control or centre stage. KM is positively ashen.

    I have given this considerable thought.


    I was trying to recollect a Biblical scene of someone speaking, someone, as it were 'more lifelike and luminous' as you put it - and a husband-and-wife team looking ashen-faced and shaken as he speaks.

    I think I have found a Biblical account that closely matches the above scene.

    Redwood is Elijah

    Gerry McCann is King Ahab

    and

    Kate McCann is his wife, Jezebel.

    Ahab was the very wicked King of Israel, and Jezebel his wicked wife.

    The greedy pair wanted to enlarge their palace by acquiring the profitable vineyard next door, run by hard-working, honest, God-fearing businessman Naboth.

    When he refused, they killled him - and, as the Bible records, the dogs came upon his dead body and licked his blood.

    The account of Elijah speaking to Ahab and Jezebel is to be found in 1 Kings 21, where we read that Elijah said:

    "Hast thou killed, and also taken possession [of Naboth's vineyard]? Thus saith the Lord, in the place where dogs licked the blood of Naboth shall dogs lick thy blood, even thine. I have found thee, because thou hast sold thyself to work evil in the sight of the Lord. Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity. [And] the Lord said: 'Thou hast provoked me to anger and made Israel to sin. The dogs shall eat Jezebel by the wall of Jezreel'."

    [ 1 Kings 21 vv 17-27 ]

    The rather graphic fulfilment of this particular prophecy comes later, in 2 Kings 9, where we read that King Jehu came across Jezebel hiding in her palace, her face 'painted' and with a tiara on her head. At the upstairs window were 'two or three eunuchs'.

    King Jehu said: "Throw her down". So they threw her down: and some of her blood was sprinkled on the wall, and on the horses, and he trode her under foot. When he was come inside [the palace], he said: "Go, see now this cursed woman, and bury her". And they went to bury her, but they found no more of her than the scull, and the feet, and the palms of her hands. And King Jehu said: "And the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the portion of Jezreel..."

    [ 2 Kings 9 vv 27-37 ]


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    Post  Rachel Granada on Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:46 pm

    I wonder if Bennett is giving anything up for Lent.

    Would using the internet be too much to hope for?
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    Post  coco on Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:31 am

    seen his latest stupid pome ?

    Post Tony Bennett
    In May twenty-eleven I was an unknown unknown

    Working my way up the tree

    Just an anonymous DCI

    Under-achieving little ol’ me.



    Then came Rebekah telling Dave what to do

    She was very ‘persuasive’, you see

    Grange was begun; I was in charge

    An achievement of sorts for young me.



    Do what you’re told, stick to our plan

    That’s what the boss ordered me

    When it’s all done, promotion and pension

    An achievement for you, as you’ll see.



    Millions of pounds, and thirty-eight staff

    Appearances on British TV

    Trips to the Algarve, ‘twas too good to be true

    A fantastic achievement for me.



    I pondered and thought about what I should do

    It was my job to locate the key

    For Madeleine at nine, an artist I used

    The first real achievement by me.



    The sketch went viral, in a media spiral

    The nation was asked to look-see

    If they could find Madeleine with the aid of my sketch

    A result, an achievement for me.



    I told of research, documents and files

    The conclusion I came to would be

    That Madeleine was alive, or then, maybe dead

    A conclusive conclusion by me.

    A whole year went by - and then came my chance

    CrimeWatch: in prime time: BBC

    For months I prepared, rehearsing my lines

    A new level of achievement for me.



    Persons of interest galore, a media furore

    At last I was earning my fee

    Two e-fits, four more, suspects by the score

    A programme 6.7 million would see.



    I told them in plainspeak, I had drawn everything back

    To zero, the right place for me

    Then my trump card, my ‘crecheman’ was shown

    The person that Tanner did see.

    On the nineteenth of March my statement went out

    As bold as could possibly be

    I’ll tell you about it, nowt I’ll leave out

    The crowning achievement for me.



    First off I announced my breathtaking news

    Of I L O R’s to Portugal – there’d been three

    30 more to countries all over the globe

    Not to be sneezed at, I’m sure you’ll agree.



    Priority areas of work were important

    Indeed, they were a pri - ori - ty

    Of these there were a whole forty - and one

    And we still haven’t finished, believe me.


    Mobile ‘phones we began checking, 11,000 and more

    To trace who was where on May three

    We’d match them to ‘phone pings to see where they were

    Great detective work once more by me.



    The priority work was truly astonishing

    287 separate requests came to be

    How could I be so sure of the numbers involved?

    The person who counted was me.



    How many statements have we taken by now?

    I counted those up too, over tea

    It was over 500, of that I’m sure

    Very possibly, five hundred and three.




    there's loads more but I cant be arsed copying the drivel . looks like he's still sulking cos his dossiers went in the filing cabinet marked NUTTERS.  lol! 


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    Post  Broho on Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:32 pm

    He can add failed poet to his long list.  lol! lol! lol! 
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    Post  Rachel Granada on Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:54 pm

    Broho wrote:He can add failed poet to his long list.  lol! lol! lol! 


    He's not exactly Poet Laureate material is he?

    More Bowel Motion than Andrew Motion.
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    Post  ssadie on Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:12 pm

    Gawd awful poetry What a Face affraid

    There is nothing artistic about Bennett
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    Post  Rachel Granada on Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:19 pm

    ssadie wrote:Gawd awful poetry What a Face affraid

    There is nothing artistic about Bennett

    It's rubbish isn't it.

    Here's a Bennett limerick:

    There was an old stalker from Harlow
    He wears glasses just like Deirdre Barlow's
    He looks a right wally
    With his shopping trolley
    That nasty old hounder from Harlow
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    Post  coco on Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:36 pm

    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! 
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    Post  Sykes on Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:55 pm

    From another forum with thanks for the comments.

    Bennett:

    If indeed Euclid Monteiro is 'smelly bin man', the same as was featured in the News of the World back in 2009, who has therefore already been identified (and is therefore also 'Tractorman), then surely DCI Andy Redwood has lied to the nation about the disappearance of a missing child and should be sacked forthwith for gross misconduct, prosecuted for perverting the course of justice - and deprived of his police pension?
    Oh FFS, how STUPID can you get?

    Clearly, a job for BIG LETTERS.

    MONTEIRO DIED IN 2009

    THE ATTACKS ON CHILDREN WERE ONGOING IN 2010

    THEREFORE MONTIERO WAS CLEARLY NOT THE CULPRIT UNLESS HE'S A ZOMBIE


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    Post  Broho on Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:02 pm

    Rachel Granada wrote:
    ssadie wrote:Gawd awful poetry What a Face affraid

    There is nothing artistic about Bennett

    It's rubbish isn't it.

    Here's a Bennett limerick:

    There was an old stalker from Harlow
    He wears glasses just like Deirdre Barlow's
    He looks a right wally
    With his shopping trolley
    That nasty old hounder from Harlow

    Thats more like it.

     lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! 

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    Post  Broho on Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:02 pm

    Sykes wrote:From another forum with thanks for the comments.

    Bennett:

    If indeed Euclid Monteiro is 'smelly bin man', the same as was featured in the News of the World back in 2009, who has therefore already been identified (and is therefore also 'Tractorman), then surely DCI Andy Redwood has lied to the nation about the disappearance of a missing child and should be sacked forthwith for gross misconduct, prosecuted for perverting the course of justice - and deprived of his police pension?
    Oh FFS, how STUPID can you get?

    Clearly, a job for BIG LETTERS.

    MONTEIRO DIED IN 2009

    THE ATTACKS ON CHILDREN WERE ONGOING IN 2010

    THEREFORE MONTIERO WAS CLEARLY NOT THE CULPRIT UNLESS HE'S A ZOMBIE

    That's another one to add to the list of failures.
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    Post  Rachel Granada on Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:26 pm

    There was an old hag from down South
    Who spews nowt but bile from her mouth
    She wrote a crap book, and her blog really sucks
    That nasty old witch from down South


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    Post  Broho on Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:29 pm

    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! 

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    Post  ssadie on Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:36 pm

    Broho wrote:
    Sykes wrote:From another forum with thanks for the comments.

    Bennett:

    If indeed Euclid Monteiro is 'smelly bin man', the same as was featured in the News of the World back in 2009, who has therefore already been identified (and is therefore also 'Tractorman), then surely DCI Andy Redwood has lied to the nation about the disappearance of a missing child and should be sacked forthwith for gross misconduct, prosecuted for perverting the course of justice - and deprived of his police pension?
    Oh FFS, how STUPID can you get?

    Clearly, a job for BIG LETTERS.

    MONTEIRO DIED IN 2009

    THE ATTACKS ON CHILDREN WERE ONGOING IN 2010

    THEREFORE MONTIERO WAS CLEARLY NOT THE CULPRIT UNLESS HE'S A ZOMBIE

    That's another one to add to the list of failures.
    And has he missed the fact that Euclid Monteiro was black whilst SY's man was white(ish).

    Very observant aint he?
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    Post  Rachel Granada on Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:58 pm

    There was a perjurer Goncalo
    Adored by the stalker from Harlow
    His book doesn't reflect the Files
    But he's the patron saint of piles
    That scruffy drunk perjurer Goncalo

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    Post  Broho on Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:05 pm

    Don't stop. pleeeease.  lol! lol! lol! lol! 
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    Post  Rachel Granada on Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:33 pm

    A certain finca in Spain
    Brings unsuspecting guests much pain
    The swimming pool is shitty
    And it's run by Walter Mitty
    That ghastly finca in Spain

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    Post  Broho on Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:39 pm

    lol! lol! lol! lol! 

    You could do a funny book on the forkers.
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    Post  coco on Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:43 pm

    no- one would believe it .
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    Post  Rachel Granada on Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:46 pm

    Broho wrote:lol! lol! lol! lol! 

    You could do a funny book on the forkers.

     lol! lol! 

    I might think about it!

    One more before bed-time....

    Butler is orange in hue
    Nothing she says is true
    Rejected by Tony
    The sponsored walk was phony
    Yes, Butler is orange in hue

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    Post  Broho on Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:47 pm

    lol! lol! lol! lol! 
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    Post  Sykes on Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:10 pm

    e: CRIMEWATCH Update on MadeleineMcCann case tonight 19th March
    Post whatliesbehindthesofa Today at 3:55 pm

    Tony Bennett wrote:
    But, no matter, I always find it of great interest, and very instructive, to observe who it is that keeps on referring us to Blacksmith, despite his known deep unpleasantness and his frequent references to us all here as a 'cesspit'.


    Care to elaborate on that?

    Most recently I think it was russiandoll that referred to the Blacksmith blog. What do you find of great interest, and how is it instructing you? What are you implying about russiandoll, Tony?


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    Post  Sykes on Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:00 pm

    Re: CRIMEWATCH Update on MadeleineMcCann case tonight 19th March
    Post russiandoll Today at 4:27 pm

    wlbts , worry not, I took note of the " hmmmm" from Tony last night when I mentioned BS was worth a look. I won't be the only one of interest to Mr B because there are others here who give a heads-up to anything interesting from the blog.

    I do wish that Tony would post something concrete in public about his interest in members here who refer to that blog, rather than choose to be cryptic and resort to innuendo.

    What Tony means by his remarks should imo be written publicly on the forum because the remarks were not made in private.

    So yes, Tony, I along with wlbts would like to know just what it is you believe you are learning about me and others here because we mention BS blog on the forum.

    I could try guesswork but I don't enjoy guessing games, so please, just get it off your chest and let's clear the air and move on.
    It is clear to me that you have taken offence.


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    Post  Rachel Granada on Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:39 pm

    There was a failed lawyer from Essex
    With an unhealthy interest in gay sex
    His glasses need de-misting
    When he thinks about fisting
    That failed old lawyer from Essex
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    Post  Sykes on Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:40 pm

    Rachel Granada wrote:There was a failed lawyer from Essex
    With an unhealthy interest in gay sex
    His glasses need de-misting
    When he thinks about fisting
    That failed old lawyer from Essex
     lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! 


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