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Exclusive report
Questions the media are not asking. Connecting the dogs. The cover up you not suppose to know of.
Reporter - Roopet Murdog
The key element in determining whether there has been a cover up in the McCann case is to connect the dogs. It has come to my attention after some in depth digging that it is holey possible that one of Grimes’ dog had a connection to Amaral.
Get a woof of this!
Amarals dog, Roadover, had a great great uncle (Turdeater) who was said to have a fetish for black cats and once knew the great great aunt (Sikicksue) of Eddie. It was predeadtermined during one of their ‘interludes’, that a message would be passed by Roadovers great great uncle(Turdeater) to the offspringers of Sikicksue. The shocking revelation was that the message (I should paws at this point to describe the scientific method of information transfer; by transfer of particles when one dog licks the other dogs assets) was to frame the McCann’s during a future investigation for cadaver.
I ran my findings passed a specialist in the field of a research method called connecting the dots, Mr Tbone Bendit. He insured me that the analysis was only 94% accurate. He insisted that my report should be at once amended to reflect the troof without the mentions of a cover up. In his long way to find a conviction speech he reiterates that in no way may this information be in the public dogmain. He signalled that the method of cadaver finding should be emphasised while the predeadtermined stitch up not be allowed to leek into the public dogmain.
Meeting the dog whisperer.
Mr Amaral was less forthcoming with information (something about being a forka? Or forka to me?) and denies that Roadover had any connection with Eddie. After asking for his permission to examine Roadovers genes (connection to Turdeater and Sikicksue) by exhuming him, he angrily said he was garbage and that I shouldn’t go digging these things up. According to him, I was barking up the wrong tree.
Terminated.
On returning to my office and my employer with my report, I was met with a 50 page complaint submitted by Mr Tbone Bendit. He was determined to emphasise the cadaver dog findings without it be known about the cover up. My employer had no choice but to terminate my employment, because the media corporation’s policy was to leave sleeping dogs to lie.
The troof shall be reported.
As a flealanced journalist, I have the responsibility to expose this cover up. And will continue to dig and connect more dogs if I have to, to get to Sikicksues bottom and the connections with Amaral and thus the troof.
Roopet Murdog
Flealance reporter
If you have any information, comments or abuse please feel free to e mail me (thank God I don’t have an employer for you to harass) at fleainyourear@yahoo.com
