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    A CHRISTMAS POEM

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    Sykes

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    A CHRISTMAS POEM

    Post  Sykes on Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:46 pm

    From Myths with thanks to Tigerloaf.
    Twas the Night Before Christmas

    Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net
    The feeling was stirring, that the trap was now set.
    The plans had been laid with meticulous care.
    In the knowledge Old Bill soon would be there.

    The nutters were nestled all snug with their meds
    While visions of hatred danced in their heads.
    And Lizzy on Facebook posted her crap
    And tried to teach others her hate filled rap.

    Bennett still bruised by the tiny matter
    Of having to pay for his turgid patter.
    And the shame of his trial which collapsed with a crash
    When the Judge said his answers were nothing but trash.

    But everyone here doth truly know
    That Bennett will never let anything go.
    All see odd posts sometimes appear
    Whose authorship, is verily clear.

    But he’s not the driver, no longer so quick
    That job now belongs to a woman who’s thick.
    So thick that she ruined her own author name
    When on the McCann scene she boldly came.

    Now Linda, Now Rosalinda, and Rosalind too.
    It doesn’t matter what name, her story's not true.
    To a slot on Icke TV via Skype from her hall
    Came Hutton the Hater to lie to us all.

    As Poulton preached on and Rosalind got high
    The proof of the hater was lighting the sky.
    The depth of hypocrisy was nothing new
    From Bennett and Taylor and now Hutton too.

    And even without Hutton and her rambling troof
    We all knew that the trial of Detective Goof.
    Would soon come to a head and we’d hear the sound
    Of Amaral noisily crashing to ground.

    He once was dressed with gold head to foot
    But now he’s tarnished and covered in soot.
    A bundle of rags cover this sad old sack
    As Karma has hit him right in the back.

    His eyes how they glared as he stood in the dock
    Though Guedes refused to describe the depth of his shock.
    And his droll saggy mouth drawn up like a bow
    And the pallor of his skin, as white as the snow.

    With the stump of a defence he gritted his teeth
    As the truth of the matter emerged from its sheath.
    As he remembered the times he’d had on the telly
    Discussing this, that and the other allele.

    He was down in the dumps and not in good health
    And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself.
    That look in his eye and the shake of his head
    Meant the McCanns had nothing at all to dread.

    The Judge spoke the words. She’ll soon end her work.
    And hopefully deal with this libellous jerk.
    And without any rings in his ears or his nose
    To prison we’d like it if that’s where he goes.

    But, till the judgement is ready and can be revealed.
    And Amaral’s fate is properly sealed.
    Let’s enjoy this holiday as well we might.
    “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”


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    Neeley

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    Re: A CHRISTMAS POEM

    Post  Neeley on Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:49 pm


    Congratulations Tigerloaf. A superb post.
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    coco

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    Re: A CHRISTMAS POEM

    Post  coco on Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:15 pm

    yes , brilliant !
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    Rachel Granada

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    Re: A CHRISTMAS POEM

    Post  Rachel Granada on Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:29 pm



    Nice one Tigerloaf!

    Broho

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    Re: A CHRISTMAS POEM

    Post  Broho on Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:45 pm

    It's completely and utterly brilliant. Well done tigerloaf!  
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    ssadie

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    Re: A CHRISTMAS POEM

    Post  ssadie on Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:13 am

    Thumbs up to Tigerloaf. I love it, but then i love all your posts !

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