david is so right!

Some people have said that David's targetting of Brigitte Ble is unfair. Well, they have clearly never heard her! I mean, how DARE she think she can do justice to a Piaf song? They are sacrosanct, no-one should sing them, unless they have been approved beforehand by someone who REALLY knows what they are talking about, like David! I think this should be quite easy to set up, David should be able to vet anyone he doesnt like, and if they dare to sing anyway after failing his test then just let him loose on them!
After all, if everyone just did as he told them then they wouldn't get into so much trouble would they?

I agree with him that this woman in her 60s, singing in karaoke clubs, on street corners and in bars and suchlike, is very dangerous. She might give people the impression they are entitled to just sing anything they fancy, which cannot be allowed. Thank god that David is willing to stand up and be counted!

David should know as he's the worlds authority on those chanceuses francaises. Who wants to hear someone butchering Piaf on any old street corner? If he wants to get it made illegal then won't we all sign a petition?

I'd sign that petition.

I dont know about a petition, I'm not sure anyone would take any notice of it.

I think it's probably best if we just let David deal with this in his own way. After all, he has already managed to get that Ble woman to remove her blog simply by being horrid to her and targetting her fiance.

He could do the same to anyone else who has the ridiculous idea they can just sing any song they feel like!!

Let's face it, once David has called you a 'tuneless old goat who could not sing properly to save the kidney she has remaining' or said that 'when she attempts a top note, she sounds like she is being fucked by a horse' you are not going to come back for more, are you?

I find David soooooooo funny !!!

I've just been looking at that Briggitte Ble blog and FB page again and they crack me up!!!

Hope you don't mind me bringing some quotes over here for a treat for everyone!

Brigitte, are you taking the piss. WHAT young man would want to fuck YOU in a cornfield--unless he was blind and insane?

Every day, Big C*nt or Little C*nt posts another stupidity. (my redaction)

she is fifth-rate gutter slop with a mush like a minced minge and a voice like a slowly-castrated moggie

and Mr Hardy is funny too! :

Mike Hardy
Brigitte Bleugghh to judge singing??
It's like asking Denis Nilson to judge waste disposal systems?

I love these guys!! You gotta laugh!!!

That's why his books are best sellers Davefan2 you just gotta laugh and love him. Like I said somehwere when I finish reading one of his books I cry. You just want more.

He even looks like Freddie Kruger!

WM3 wrote:He even looks like Freddie Kruger!

Dont make me larf. Freddie Kruger doesnt wear a sparkly earring for one. David is DDG.

David is DDG

Yer, Dirty Disgusting Git!

Nooo, David is a brave little soldier! He has clearly suffered some mishap to his ears, but does he hide away?
Not David!
There he is, adorning his little, misshapen earlobes!
What a star! (((hugs to David)))

I think you are one seriously disturbed individual, worshipping a Freddy Kruger lookalike! Better go and see a shrink!

You nasty thing you MW3. He is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. Another jealous troll.

mrs wu wrote:You nasty thing you MW3. He is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. Another jealous troll.

Gordon Bennett, are you short-sighted as well, you mouldy bint? It's WM3, for gawd's sake get yer bleeding eyes tested!

How dare you you thing you. Jealous again are you WiMp3?

mrs wu wrote:How dare you you thing you. Jealous again are you WiMp3?

Jealous of what? Of you Nora Bleeding Batty? Do me a favour. go and take a very long run off a very short pier!

Stop fighitng people please because we are here for our admiration of 2 outstanding people who don't deserve ridicule.

Mr Brown never did anyone any harm, he's always spot-on with the profiling and has never made any elementary mistakes and as for poor Mrs bret, name callling because of ugliness is just so unfair

You are jealous because David is better looking than you. It is oozing out of you.

ETA: This is dirrected at the ar*e WiMp3 not you omelette.

mrs wu wrote:You are jealous because David is better looking than you. It is oozing out of you.

ETA: This is dirrected at the ar*e WiMp3 not you omelette.

Ah, go where you belong, try and get some custum before the police catch you. If I see you, I'll chuck 5p at you cos that's all you're worth.

Youre nothing but a slimeball WiMp3. Now toddle off back to your troll firends.

Xcuse me. Mr. Bret is a man, well, he was the last time I looked.

Not sure about the Brown character. It's hard to tell. It's wearing a wig. Nobody has hair like that.

a man, well, he was the last time I looked

Ooooh, would like to rephrase that or have you been peeking?

well matched pair, both tryig to exploit a missing child for a few bucks, real profilers despise Brown and brets loathed everywhere .

He's got a Bigggg........Nose, and he's wearing trousers. Pillock.

Monday wrote:
He's got a Bigggg........Nose, and he's wearing trousers. Pillock.

Been looking in the mirror, have you? Hello, dave, nice of you to drop by.

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Hit every branch of the ugley tree that one did, no wonder he's so bitter and twisted.